THE INFINITELEAGUE

AWARDS

BILLBILL WINS THE OF PLATINUM SLUGGER

Billbill of The Skyfang Aerie has been awarded the OF Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .638 OPS, 5 HR, 22 runs.

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OMEN CHILD WINS THE UTIL PLATINUM SLUGGER

Omen Child of The Hexing Circle has been awarded the UTIL Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .771 OPS, 6 HR, 23 runs.

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MUNINN WINS THE INF PLATINUM SLUGGER

Muninn of The Skyfang Aerie has been awarded the INF Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .715 OPS, 4 HR, 24 runs.

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AYAKO MORI WINS THE DH PLATINUM SLUGGER

Ayako Mori of Neo-Tokyo Riftbreakers has been awarded the DH Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .817 OPS, 8 HR, 21 runs.

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GRETA GEARGRIND WINS THE RF PLATINUM SLUGGER

Greta Geargrind of The Gear City Cogsmiths has been awarded the RF Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .798 OPS, 9 HR, 26 runs.

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SPECTER SHADES WINS THE CF PLATINUM SLUGGER

Specter Shades of The Rotwood Revenants has been awarded the CF Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .692 OPS, 8 HR, 22 runs.

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ZOFIA KROL WINS THE LF PLATINUM SLUGGER

Zofia Krol of Europa Ice Saints has been awarded the LF Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .780 OPS, 7 HR, 35 runs.

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AELWEN THORNE WINS THE SS PLATINUM SLUGGER

Aelwen Thorne of The Forest Harmonics has been awarded the SS Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .791 OPS, 7 HR, 24 runs.

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ZIB SLIMEFOOT WINS THE 3B PLATINUM SLUGGER

Zib Slimefoot of The Greasefire Goblin Gang has been awarded the 3B Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .810 OPS, 7 HR, 25 runs.

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COMPSOGNATHUS PETE WINS THE 2B PLATINUM SLUGGER

Compsognathus Pete of Cretaceous Crushers has been awarded the 2B Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .892 OPS, 12 HR, 30 runs.

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ALGERNON P. WICKET WINS THE 1B PLATINUM SLUGGER

Algernon P. Wicket of The Gentlemen's Society has been awarded the 1B Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .882 OPS, 8 HR, 28 runs.

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PEGGS MALLORY WINS THE C PLATINUM SLUGGER

Peggs Mallory of The Balk Bay Buccaneers has been awarded the C Platinum Slugger. Regular-season line: .751 OPS, 9 HR, 28 runs.

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LUDMILA KNIFE TAKES THE BUCK TUNGSTEN AWARD

Ludmila Knife of Europa Ice Saints has won the Buck Tungsten Award as Riftball's outstanding pitcher. Regular-season line: 1.66 ERA, 0.90 WHIP, 200 strikeouts.

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COMPSOGNATHUS PETE WINS THE TRUCKSTOP

Compsognathus Pete of Cretaceous Crushers has been awarded The Truckstop as Riftball's outstanding hitter. Regular-season line: .892 OPS, 12 HR, 30 runs. Randy would presumably approve.

CHAMPIONSHIP

THE HEXING CIRCLE ARE SEASON 1 CHAMPIONS

The Hexing Circle have won the Infinite League Championship. 20 registered players have been issued Season 1 Championship Rings.

PERSONNEL

Crowley signs too many autographs

Crowley signed an inadvisable number of autographs before batting practice and is now describing their hand as administratively tired.

EQUIPMENT

Trevor the Normal cannot locate favourite bat

Trevor the Normal's favourite bat is missing. It was later photographed leaning against their own locker, but the search remains officially active.

WEATHER

League Weather Forecast

Clear conditions are currently favoured in all 3 scheduled games. League meteorologists advise against assuming this will continue.

PERSONNEL

Malachi Thorn arrives with aggressive new haircut

Malachi Thorn has arrived with a haircut teammates are describing as fast. There is no evidence hair can be fast, but confidence in the room has increased.

PERSONNEL

Thanatos Vile sleeps through alarm

Thanatos Vile has blamed a broken alarm clock, a second backup alarm clock and, eventually, the concept of mornings. They will miss the next game.